LEWIS HAMILTON : SUPER-RICH MORON.

Lewis Hamilton's puerile and rude behaviour during yesterday's drivers' conference ahead of the Japanese Grand Prix was a new low.

While other drivers listened to, and answered, questions from members of the media, Hamilton fiddled aimlessly with his mobile 'phone and giggled to himself. When he tried to draw some of his colleagues into what he considered to be 'fun', they looked distinctly unimpressed. This surely was one of the most childish and pathetic performances ever seen from a supposedly 'great champion'.

Hamilton may be a good driver but that's all he is. Basically, he is a super-rich, moronic child and the sooner he's gone from our lives, the better.

LEWIS HAMILTON : WHAT A SILLY BOY HE IS.

Oh Dear, he we go again. Poor Lewis Hamilton, the entire world, and particularly the Mercedes F1 hierarchy, is against him. Failing to finish in today's Malaysian Grand Prix leaves him 23 points behind his only real rival for the drivers' title, the German Nico Rosberg, and he doesn't like it at all.

Admittedly he's been unlucky with technical issues this year but his regular outbursts suggesting that there are dark forces at work really are becoming tedious and are, frankly, ridiculous. No Formula 1 team would ever take deliberate steps to disadvantage one of its drivers, there's simply too much at stake in terms of money, prestige and future sponsorships. Additionally, does Hamilton really think that Mercedes are happy with the world seeing that one in every 2 of their cars has problems ?

Hamilton may be a very good driver, quite possibly one of the best ever, but he is also a miserable, self-absorbed, puerile little twerp. Let's hope that Nico Rosberg actually does win this year's drivers' championship.